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Well either side could win it or it could be a draw Ron Atkinson 24. Football famous quotes sayings coaches players celebrities say could profile inspire absolutely game flip.

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There are certain people in football that had a knack for a great quote.

. Im positive that a doer makes mistakes. Thinking your team could beat us is real fantasy football. Heywood Hale Braun 1 If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead.

If youre not making mistakes then youre not doing anything. The greatest skill the best athletes in the world possess is their ability to listen. Some people think football soccer is a matter of life and death.

From Dion Dublins remarkable take on injuries to Sir Alex Fergusons infamous statement about Phil Jones 888sport look at 20 of footballs funniest quotes. A football team is like a piano. I dont like that attitude.

Spiritual things are eternal. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing Bill Shankly 23. I am a Special One Watch on.

It was the other 3 that cost us the match Ruud Gullit 25. Im only watching to see which player is the cutest. Brian Clough and Jose Mourinho are the first two faces that come to mind with.

I can assure them it is much more serious than that Bill Shankly Success isnt determined by how many times you win but by how you play the week after you lose Pele. Some really great and very funny sayings. We must have had 99 of the game.

And if it ends up not being good enough then so be it Steve Spurrier Tweet This Share on Facebook When you find your opponents weak spot hammer it John Heisman Tweet This Share on Facebook The champion makes his own luck Earl Blaik Tweet This. When its too hard for them its just right for us. Here are a few of our favorite funny football quotes that are full of action-packed fun.

All I can say is that Im going to try to coach the way Ive coached in the past. 10 Unintentionally Funny Quotes When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1 Lawrie McMenemy Sandros holding his face. While I feel bad for the plight of Borseth and his team its impossible not to be entertained by his heightened emotional state or to find it funny.

Jose Mourinho seems to have an obsession for egg-based metaphors In the supermarket you have eggs class one class two class three. Erma Bombeck 0 I wouldnt ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was you know important -like a league game or something. Funny Coaching Quotes 22.

We didnt tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking John McKay USC The only qualifications for. Ive never met a stadium I didnt like. Some are more expensive than others and some give you better.

Actions speak louder than coaches. Landry tom cowboys dallas coaches nfl super head quotes coach postseason history bowl askmen motivational famous winningest gq texas sideline. Football is after all a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.

Its not whether you get knocked down its whether you get up Winning is not everything - but making the effort to win is Success demands singleness of purpose There is no substitute for work We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible Once you learn to quit it becomes a habit. Top 20 Funny Football Quotes. NFL coach Herm Edwards says the most honest words in sports in the funniest way possible.

You can tell from that its a knee injury Dion Dublin Frank Lampard still has the same legs he had five years ago Ray Wilkins We must have had 99 percent of the game. 129 Famous Football Quotes And Sayings. Here are a few all-time funny coaching quotes.

NFL coach Mike Ditka keeps it real in his infamous Next rant after a reporter. 5 Jose Mourinho Please dont call me arrogant because what Im saying is true. Nevertheless Beat Texas Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game.

At Georgia Southern we dont cheat. Sorry for what I said during the game. Football is only a game.

That costs money and we dont have any Erk Russell Georgia Southern. Im European championI think I am a special one Mourinhos legendary moment.

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